"Human and VeggieTales in Duck Dodgers' Mars Trouble
(That night in Kristina Diya's apartment, Kristina as Bluna in her new second moon commanderess outfit, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy in her spacesuit as Sergeant Ivy, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Boland, and Junior Asparagus are now watching Duck Dodgers
episode, "Enemy Yours
Dr. Woe on TV: (running away) Ha-ha-ha! So long, suckers. You haven't seen the last of Dr. Woe.
(However, Space Cadet in Chaos Lad costume simply stick his foot out to trip Dr. Woe off the Mars Empire's roof)
Dr. Woe on TV: (Screams as he fell) Thud!
Dr. Woe on TV: (laying on his back to the lowest ground that is cracked around him after his falling impact) Ow.
Duck Dodgers on TV: Nice work, Chaos Lad. You're a credit to sidekicks everywhere.
Space Cadet on TV: Can I put my clothes back on? My nipples are getting cold.
Ivy: (chuckles) This is actually pretty good.
Kristina as Bluna: (wearing her second commandress outfit
) Martian Commander X-2 was wonderful than Duck Dodgers.
Larry: Really, Kristina?
Kristina as Bluna: Yes, really, Larry. I'll never forget the day that Commander X-2 and I as Commanderess Bluna fight these Tomatillos together while you guys fight some of them and thwart Dr. Mars Marrow.
Jimmy and Jerry:
Kristina as Bluna: If I meet him again, I hope he and I can work together as partners like how Judy Hopps was to Nick Wilde from Zootopia
and Kitty Katswell was to Dudley Puppy from T.U.F.F. Puppy
Larry: I'm glad that he now understands that we don't mean him any harm.
Kristina as Bluna: Speaking of which, we still have the invention that Professor I.Q Hi gave it to us so we can use it to go to Duck Dodgers TV Series universe.
Jimmy: Really, Kristina? You wanna go back?
Kristina as Bluna: Yes. Of course, having a space mission can be really fun. Being in Duck Dodgers' universe wasn't so bad at all and especially we have a good time as space heroes in there. It's like we treat ourselves as Star Trek characters.
Junior: I wanna go into space!
Kristina as Bluna: Well, somebody like Junior wants to go into the space Star Trek adventure.
Junior: I do! I do!
Kristina as Bluna: Okay. Who wants to go with me into Duck Dodgers' TV universe?
All: I do!
Ivy: I guess we all do, Kristina.
Kristina as Bluna: Alrighty.
(activates the machine that zaps at the TV and it glows) Let's dive in one by one. Ivy first.
Ivy: Here goes.
(She jumps and dives in the TV. Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Boland, Kristina as Bluna and Junior Asparagus dive into the TV one by one. In Martian Empire, Martian Queen was locked up in a cage by Dr. Woe out of revenge and Dr. Woe has returned after the episode, "Enemy Yours
This time, Mars shall be mine!
(Suddenly, Martian Commander X-2 flew in with his jetpack and confronted Dr. Woe)
Commander X-2: Not this time, Dr. Woe!
(Before he can attack, the portal appeared and Kristina as Bluna, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy in her spacesuit as Sergeant Ivy, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Boland, and Junior Asparagus fell out of it and landed in between Dr. Woe and Martian Commander X-2)
Dr. Woe: What is the meaning of this?! >8(
(Kristina as Bluna, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy in her spacesuit as Sergeant Ivy, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Boland, and Junior Asparagus get up)
Kristina as Bluna: (gasps as she saw Martian Commander X-2) Commander X-2!
Commander X-2: Commandress Bluna?
Dr. Woe: Someone you know, Commander?
Kristina as Bluna: Why yes. We just met each other before. (walks up to Commander X-2, stands and clasp her hands down on her laps) It's been a while, Commander.
Commander X-2: Indeed it has, Commandress.
Kristina as Bluna: Now tell us. What's going on here? (turn and sees Martian Queen trapped in the cage while the Martian Centurions are destroyed) Your majesty!
Dr. Woe: Yes, she is now my prisoner while I become the new ruler of Mars!
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: You fiend! >8(
(Both she and Commander X-2 point their blasters at Dr. Woe)
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: >8(
(Bot-B readies her robotic arms, while Ivy pulls out her space gun. Jimmy and Jerry pull out their cork guns while Junior hold out his boomerang and wore a jetpack. They are wearing their space helmets)
Ivy: Release the Martian Queen and nobody gets hurt, Doctor!
Dr. Woe: Never!
(Boland was right behind Dr. Woe and bites his butt)
Dr. Woe: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He ran around until he crash himself into the wall. Boland releases him as Dr. Woe fell backward and fainted after that.)
Ivy: Good work, Boland.
(Suddenly, Duck Dodgers barges in with his jetpack)
Duck Dodgers: Not so fast, cueball! I'm here to stop you once and for all!
Kristina as Bluna: (defends Commander X-2 while spreads out her arms) Duck Dodgers, stop! Dr. Woe is the one who cause trouble in here! Not Commander X-2! >8(
Duck Dodgers: A likely story!
Kristina as Bluna: Oh no? >B( (points her palm at the unconscious Dr. Woe to show him to Duck Dodgers)
Duck Dodger: Oh, I guess your story checks out after all.
(Scene fades into the next scene where Bot-B free Martian Queen from the cage after Dr. Woe is taken to jail by Martian Centurions)
Martian Queen: Thank you, kind robot.
Larry: (talks like a robot) No problem, your majesty.
Bob: (talks like a robot) Just doing our job to help others.
Kristina as Bluna: Are you okay, your highness?
Martian Queen: I am now, thanks to you and your friends once again.
Kristina as Bluna: We came here, well, hard to say, we just came to visit here before we hear that your planet is in danger by Dr. Woe. Luckily I came to Commander X-2's aid with a good partnership to rescue you and your empire with the help of my friends.
Ivy: Yeah, just doing our part to keep the universe safe.
Duck Dodgers: That's my job! >8(
Ivy: Sorry, Captain Dodgers.
Kristina as Bluna: Now that Dr. Woe is arrested, what shall we do now?
Bob: I don't know.
Kristina as Bluna: I had a hunch that if Dr. Woe escape somehow, we'll guard your empire, your highness and I will be X-2's partner.
Jimmy: Yeah, nothing will get past Corporals Jimmy and Jerry Gourd!
Jerry: That's for sure!
Bob: Don't be too sure, you guys. I have a feeling that this Dr. Woe might be even more clever than any of you.
Kristina as Bluna: Bob-B is right. We all have to be very careful. (To X-2) Commander, what do you think in case if Dr. Woe escape?
Commander X-2: I suppose that we can double the guard in case Dr. Woe comes back.
Kristina as Bluna: (hold up her blue energy bind blaster in her left hand) That's exactly what I'm thinking, Commander. I'll stay with you as your helping partner. >8( (winks at him)
(Jerry is a little bit jealous of Kristina as Bluna with Commander X-2.)
Kristina as Bluna: Don't worry, my dear Coporal Jerry. I was only giving him a moral support so he can just keep up his good reputation.
Jerry: (nodding slightly in understanding)
(Scene switches to Dr. Woe in a prison cell of the Martian Empire...)
Dr. Woe: I can't believe that that meddling Commander X-2 and that equally meddling Duck Dodgers thwarted my takeover plans! I must find a way to get my vengeance on the two of them!
(He pulls out his gadget pen from his pants' pocket and it conjures up a lightsaber so he can use it to cut the prison bars to free himself)
Dr. Woe: At last! I am free!
(Scene switches to Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2 guarding the palace)
Commander X-2: There is no way that Dr. Woe will escape, as long as we have doubled the guard.
Kristina as Bluna: And protecting your queen as well. I had a feeling that Bot-B was right. Dr. Woe might be more clever than we think, Commander.
And you, you are quite stronger and smarter than Duck Dodgers. >B)
Commander X-2: Indeed, Commandress.
Kristina as Bluna: I've never like Duck Dodgers to be honest. He always do something stupid like using coconut drinks as bath water refillment instead of drinking it to survive in a stranded island where you and Dodgers are trapped long time ago. Of course, he always ruin the cool, exciting moments. He is mostly annoying. >B( And you, as the opposite to Duck Dodgers, you are strong on the inside that I feel you inside, smarter, do something better and smarter than Dodgers, you are mysteriously epic and I love your voice and your mysterious intelligence than Dodgers.
Commander X-2: You're too kind.
Kristina as Bluna: I know and Duck Dodgers was selfish, arrogant, greedy, rude and inconsiderate.
You on the other hand, you are nicer, polite, loyal, smart and considerate to your friends and your queen you loved-- I mean you served with such loyalty.
Commander X-2: That's very nice of you to say, Commandress.
(Scene switches to Dr. Woe sneaking around past the guards. Behind him, Boland saw him)
Boland: (growling angrily) >8(
(So he ran off to warn the others. Scene switches to Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2.)
Kristina as Bluna: (hear Boland barking) Boland?
(They turn and see Boland approach them)
Kristina as Bluna: What is it, boy?
Boland: Woof woof woof woof!
Kristina as Bluna: (Holds out her language translator from her backpack and reads what Boland is saying)
(The screen reads, "Dr. Woe has escaped!")
Kristina as Bluna: He said that Dr. Woe has escaped, Commander. We better catch him.
Commander X-2: Dr. Woe escaped? Impossible!
Kristina as Bluna: We better alert the others. Come on!
(Boland, Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2 ran off to warn Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy in her spacesuit as Sergeant Ivy, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Boland and Junior Asparagus. Scene switches to the hallway, Kristina as Bluna and Martian Commander X-2 are talking to Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Boland and Junior)
Ivy: What? Dr. Woe escaped?!
Kristina as Bluna: That's what Boland told us. He saw Dr. Woe escape.
Jimmy: Well, what do we do?
Bob: We have to find him!
Kristina as Bluna: We gotta split up and find him. I'll protect Commander X-2 with all of my life so I'll stay with him as a partner in fighting.
(They all split up to find Dr. Woe. Scene switches to Commander X-2 and Kristina as Bluna use their flashlights to find Dr. Woe in a dark base room)
Kristina as Bluna: (whispers) He has to be here somewhere.
Commander X-2: There's no telling where he could be hiding. It could be anywhere in here.
Kristina as Bluna: (whispers) It's a good thing we cannot get reckless this time.
(Duck Dodgers suddenly charges in while giving off a battle yell, running right past Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2.)
Kristina as Bluna: (flapping her arms while standing on one foot after got nearly shoved by Duck Dodgers) Hey! D8 (stands on another foot to save herself from falling)
Commander X-2: Of all the nerve! >8(
Kristina as Bluna: (sighs in frustration and speaks sarcastically) Ha...Of course, Dodgers has to rush himself into the mission with such recklessness. >8(
(Bob and Larry as Bot-B suddenly charge in while Larry is giving off a battle yell.)
Bob: Larry, not so fast!
Kristina as Bluna: Watch out!
(jump, dive and pushes X-2 out of the way from getting hit by Bob and Larry as Bot-B)
Commander X-2: I must say, Commandress, that robot of yours is rather pushy.
Kristina as Bluna: (chuckles) The lower face part of my robot is the pushy one while the upper face of it is the brain.
Commander X-2: Well, that would explain it then.
(They get up and kept looking for Dr. Woe who is seen hiding behind the wall.)
Kristina as Bluna: (as a moon alien, she has a strange super hearing of the jackal and the senses. She whispers to X-2 while her pointy ears are twitching) Commander, my alien senses are picking up something. As a moon alien, my super hearing and senses told me that Dr. Woe is around here. It appears that he is hiding behind us right next to the doorway. Like behind the wall next to the doorway.
(Dr. Woe jumps out from behind the wall.)
Dr. Woe: Correct, my dear! This time, I shall emerge victorious!
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: (turn and faces him)
Commander X-2: So, we meet again, Doctor! >8(
(They took out their lightsaber and activate them. Kristina as Bluna's lightsaber is light blue and X-2's lightsaber is reddish orange)
Kristina as Bluna and X-2: >8(
Kristina as Bluna: In the name of moon and Mars, we command you to surrender at once or you will have to pay the price. >8(
Dr. Woe: Oh really? You and what army?
(Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland also show up as well.)
Kristina as Bluna: Our friends. >8)
Bob: The jig is up, Dr. Woe!
Larry: You have to deal with Bot-B!
Ivy: Sergeant Ivy Drexel!
Jimmy: Corporal Jimmy Gourd!
Jerry: Corporal Jerry Gourd!
Junior: And Space Cadet Junior!
Kristina as Bluna: And me, Moon Commandress Bluna!
Commander X-2: Any last words, Doctor?
(In response, Dr. Woe hold out a vial of the insect army potion)
Dr. Woe: (chuckles) You are no match for my giant insect army!
(He toss it onto the floor and the vial crashed, spilling the potion that turn into a large army of mutant beetles)
Ivy: Okay, I feel like that could have gone better.
Kristina as Bluna: They are acid-spitting insects!
Ivy: Leave it to me! I'll take care of these varmints!
(Ivy pulls out a flamethrower and shoots a stream of flames that hit the insects, leaving them charred, before they run away in fear.)
Kristina as Bluna: Nice work, Sergeant Ivy.
Ivy: Thank you, Commandress Bluna.
(After that, Motato, Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman suddenly dropped in here from the portal)
Kristina as Bluna: What the--!?
Ivy: Them again?!
(Motato, Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman get up and saw Dr. Woe, Kristina as Bluna, Martian Commander X-2, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland)
Motato: Excellent, we've found the moon girl and the robot again at last! (chuckles)
Kristina as Bluna: Why you!
(Commander X-2 protects Kristina as Bluna)
Kristina as Bluna: (blushes in surprise) Commander...
Commander X-2: I may be striving to destroy the Earth, but even I cannot stand see anyone threatening an innocent moon girl! >8(
Kristina as Bluna: (places her white gloved hand on Commander X-2's shoulder) Commander, those three are the members of the few evil Earthlings like Dr. Mars Marrow I know. Not every Earthling are evil as my friends like Sergeant Ivy who is a good Earthling she assist me in our mission.
(points her palm at Motato, Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman) Those three evil Earthlings I know before are Motato, Aprilcot and her evil Broccoli Henchman who have been after me and Bot-B for days.
Motato: You are correct, madame!
Aprilcot: This time, you are ours!
(Dr. Woe approaches Motato, Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman)
Dr. Woe: So, you're after this moon girl, are you?
Motato: Indeed we are, my good sir. (chuckling)
(So Broccoli Henchman uses his lasso rope gun to shoot the lasso at both Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2 to tie them up both. Next he toss more bolos as Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland to tie them up one by one)
Motato: (chuckles) You will not escape this time, now that you are our prisoners!
Aprilcot: Yes, there's no one around to save you now!
Duck Dodgers: (Off-screen) Oh yeah? That's what you think!
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: (turn to see it was Duck Dodgers while they are tied up by Broccoli Henchman)
Ivy: Captain Dodgers?
Motato: Who is this bumbling buffoon?
Duck Dodgers: Hey, who are you calling a buffoon, Potato?! >8(
Kristina as Bluna: His name is Motato, Dodgers. >B(
Duck Dodgers: I don't care what his name is! This time, I will not let this opportunity slip from my fingers!
(He pulls out his green lightsaber)
Motato: (pulling out his red lightsaber) Bring it on, Duck!
Kristina as Bluna: (Gasps while she and X-2 are still tied up in a rope together) You had lightsaber?!
(Dr. Woe approaches Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2)
Dr. Woe: Any last words before I take you captive, Moon Girl?
Kristina as Bluna: What?! You wanted me?! What about Commander X-2? What are you gonna do to him? Because if you lay your hands on him who I consider him as my epic, mysteriously intelligent, funniest, best partner with all my heart, it makes me very angry enough so I can pulverize you as long as I protect the best commander of Mars is X-2 with all of my life! In a way, I won't let him lose his excellent reputation as a hero of Mars! >8(
Dr. Woe: That old windbag is old news! You are my new target now!
Commander X-2: Old windbag?!? >8(
Kristina as Bluna: (growls) Giving him bad insult names makes me very angry!
(grabs the rope that tied her and X-2 up together) Very angry indeed!
(breaks the rope to free herself and Commander X-2 with her angry strength)
Motato: Oh, tater tots!
Kristina as Bluna: (gets up and grabs X-2's hand to help him up) Are you alright, Commander?
Commander: I'm fine, Commandress.
Kristina as Bluna: Good.
(pulls out her black blaster) I believe we should free our friends first so we can work together to thwart Dr. Woe and the Earth villains together as a team. >8)
All: Yeah! 8D
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: (zap these bolos to free Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland with their blasters)
Ivy: Let's get down! >8)
(Duck Dodgers and Motato are fighting each other with lightsabers)
Motato: Your moves are no match for mine, Duck!
Duck Dodgers: Think again, Potato!
(Ivy, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior and Boland are seen fighting against Aprilcot and the Broccoli Henchman)
Kristina as Bluna and Commander X-2: (fight off Dr. Woe with their lightsabers)
Dr. Woe: Give up, Moon Girl! You and your friends shall not win!
(X-2 blocks Dr. Woe's lightsaber attack with his lightsaber)
Commander X-2: Don't you dare harm her, Dr. Woe!
Kristina as Bluna: (gets up and stands to the right side of Dr. Woe) He's right! (Kicks Dr. Woe aside away from X-2 and the kick causes Dr. Woe to drop his lightsaber) We've been bonding each other before as partners and we show love and friendship to each other no matter what happens! >8(
Kristina as Bluna: (pulls out her blue blaster to blast Dr. Woe to tie him up in blue electric energy binds) We got him, Commander.
Ivy: (tying up Motato and Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman up as well) And we got Motato and his friends too!
Kristina as Bluna: Good job, everyone. (Pulls out her world portal hand held remote device to press the blue button and the blue portal appeared) Now to sent Motato, Aprilcot and Broccoli Henchman back to where they belong. >8)
(Motato, Aprilcot, and Broccoli Henchman get sucked back through the portal again. Scene switches to Motato's giant bathroom lair, Motato, Aprilcot, and Broccoli Henchman fell out of the portal onto the floor)
Motato: Foiled again. I cannot believe it.
Aprilcot: Neither can I, Motato.
(Scene switches to inside the throne room of the Martian Empire, Martian Queen place medal ribbons around the necks of Commander X-2, Kristina as Bluna, Duck Dodgers, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland to reward them for saving Mars)
Martian Queen: By the power vested in me, I hereby present you with these awards for saving our planet from the clutches of Dr. Woe, Motato, and Aprilcot.
Martian citizens: (cheering)
Kristina as Bluna: So Commander, what do you think of my confession to you like helping you winning your reputation as a commander and a hero of Mars?
Commander X-2: Well, I think you handled yourself very gallantly today, Commandress.
Kristina as Bluna: And we made a pretty great team.
Kristina as Bluna: Right now, we better go home. (Kneel down and hugs X-2)
Martian Commander X-2: (blushes as he hugs her back)
Kristina as Bluna: Thank you for letting us help you, Commander. ^^ (kisses him on the invisible mouth) ^^
Kristina as Bluna: It's a thankful kiss. <8) (walks up to Jerry and hugs him) Don't be worried or jealous, Coporal Jerry. It was a thankful kiss, that's all. ^^
Kristina as Bluna: Well, X-2, Dodgers, your highness, we will meet again in case when you need us.
Commander X-2: Understood.
Martian Queen: We thank you once again for all your help.
Duck Dodgers: Hey! What about me? I helped too!
Kristina as Bluna: (giggles) Of course, Dodgers helped us by keeping Motato busy from trying to capture me, Commander X-2 and Bot-B. (To Dodgers) I gotta admit, you may be a nuisance, Dodgers, but you are a great, determined, funny guy.
Duck Dodgers: Aw, shucks!
Kristina as Bluna: (Uses her remote control-like device to conjure up a portal so she, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland are walking inside it until they disappeared.)
(Scene switches to the living room of Kristina Diya's apartment, Kristina as Bluna, Bob and Larry as Bot-B, Ivy, Jimmy, Jerry, Junior, and Boland fell out of the TV)
All: Oof! (Get up)
Kristina as Bluna: What an epic space adventure we went.
Ivy: You're telling me, Kristina.
Kristina as Bluna: What do you think, Junior?
Junior: It was great!
Kristina as Bluna: And especially I helped Commander X-2 capture his enemy; Dr. Woe with our teamwork as partners and with the help of you all.
Kristina as Bluna: You know, it's fun to be Bluna the Moon Alien Girl.
Larry: Don't forget Bot-B.
Kristina as Bluna: I know. How do you feel about be Bot-B now without tricking others, but using it as an outer space alter-ego?
Bob: A lot better actually.
Kristina as Bluna: (hugs Bob and Larry as Bot-B) I am glad to hear it. ^^
Bob and Larry: ^^
(Then, their stomachs are growling)
WJG: Well, let's get ourselves some lunch, shall we?
Kristina as Bluna: To Pa Grape's store for lower price than Ichaburger's restaurant.
(They all start to head to Pa Grape's store. They are still wearing their costumes and they eat their lunches like sandwiches, French Fries and milkshake)
Dr. Burna: (hands Boland a bowl of turkey flavored wet dog food) Here you go, Boland.
(Boland starts to eat the dog food.)
Dr. Burna: You guys look great in your science fictional costumes.
Kristina as Bluna: (eating veggie salad and a cup of green smoothie) Thank you, Dr. Burna. We wore them for fun without trickery.
Ivy: (eating a chicken sandwich) That's right.
Kristina as Bluna: What do you think, Bot-B?
Bob: Indeed, Bluna.
Kristina as Bluna: Tomorrow, we can play Plantasaurus vs. The League of Ultra Veggies and Humans.
(They laugh as the scene faded to black)The End.