MLP:FiM The Wonderful Witch of Neigh's chapter 1

(At the backyard of my house, I was sitting on my knees with the tree behind me. I was holding and stroking my black and white stuffed cat. I began to sing while looking at the morning blue sky.)

Me: ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?♪

[Instrumental break]

Me: ♪ If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I? ♪♪

(The song ends. Up there in the sky, Queen Chrysalis and her pair of Changelings are floating and they saw me with their evil grins. I didn't noticed them.)

Queen Chrysalis: (pointed her hoof at me) Well, well, if it isn't the human girl all alone in her backyard. Changelings, I want you both to bring her to my castle immediately.

(Down there with me, I felt the wind blew)

Me: Huh? Change in the wind? What's going on? It was just sunny outside during my Summer vacation. (suddenly turned around and saw a tornado! I back away) What?!? A tornado in my backyard? Uh-oh! I've gotta warn Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and the ponies in my house quickly! (turned back and ran off to head to my house as the tornado is coming towards me) Twilight Sparkle! Rarity! Rainbow Dash! Spike! Help! The tornado is at the backyard! (got sucked into it along with my plush cat I carried in my arms) Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

(The tornado is heading out of my backyard while I'm stuck in there)

Me: Help! Put me down! Help! Help!"

(At Canterlot castle's balcony...)

Shining Armor the Captain of the Royal Guard: (looked through the telescope. He called out) Guards, bring the cannons! I doubted that the tornado is one of Queen Chrysalis's doing because I can see those creatures spin themselves into a tornado!

The two royal guards: (saluted and ran off)

(The cannon balls are shot at the tornado. In that tornado, the two cannon balls hit both the Changelings and they are sent flying. Then, the tornado disappeared and I in my animated self fell down while holding my plush cat tightly Down there in Ponyville...)

The two mares: (cowered and back away from Nightmare Moon who chuckled)

Me: (suddenly fell on my butt to her head)

Nightmare Moon and me: (both hit to the ground)

Nightmare Moon: Oof!

The mares: (gasp)

Me: (sit up slowly and rubbed my head) Ow, my head...(look down and saw the unconscious Nightmare Moon who changed into her beautiful, normal self; Princess Luna. I get off of her) Oh, I'm very sorry about that.

The first mare: (whispered to the other mare) What is that thing?

The second mare: I dunno what she is.

Me: (look around) Where am I? (suddenly hear a sound and it said, "Meow.") Huh? What was that? (look down. My plush cat got to its feet)

Toto the cat: Meow!

Me: (gasps) Toto, you're alive! (scoop it in my arms, stood up and look around. I also saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders approached me)

Sweetie Belle: (gasps as she saw something and pointed her hoof) Hey, look, it's Princess Celestia!

Me: Huh? (turn and saw Princess Celestia who flew over to us)

Celestia: Excuse me, young lady, who are you?

Me: I'm Kristina and this is my cat, Toto. (look down and saw Princess Luna regains her consciousness while she got onto her hooves)

Luna: Oh... where is this? Who are you? What is the meaning of this?! (sees Celestia) Sister, dear! What is happening?

Celestia: I don't know. (turns to Kristina) You came here from that tornado, yes?

Me: Well, no. I came from my human world until that huge tornado suck me and Toto in. I just don't know where did it take me to and I thought I was dead.

Celestia: Well, what matters now is that you're all right.

Me: And who is this black mare?

Luna: (Speaking in the Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice) HAST THOU NOT HEARD OF US? DOTH OUR CROWN NOT COUNT 'ERE I HAVE BEEN IMPRISONED IN THE MOON FOR A MERE MILLENNIUM? HAVE THOU NOT RECALLETH THE LEGEND?

Celestia: Luna, please. (Clears throat) This is my sister, Princess Luna.

Me: (walks up to Princess Luna) It's nice to meet you, Princess Luna.

Luna: Likewise.

Celestia: Do you remember how you got here, Kristina?

Me: Like I said, I saw a tornado in my backyard of my house and took me away from my home to here.

Luna: I see. Are you a good pony or a bad pony?

Celestia: Luna, it must be obvious that this girl is not a pony at all.

Somepony who sounds like Rarity, but not seen: I mean, really, if she really WERE a pony, she wouldn't be wearing that ridiculous outfit. I mean, that's for farmers and their-- (shudders) nature-loving personality.

Somepony who sounds like Twilight Sparkle, but not seen: Oh, come on, Rarily, they're not all that bad.

Rarity (still not seen): Oh, I suppose you're right, Chimera.

Me: (talking to Celestia) Well, I am a human and my cat, Toto is a stuffed, plush cat that came to life after this tornado incident.

???: See, Princess? She means no harm.

Me: Who said that?

Toto: Meow?

Somepony who looks like Rainbow Dash: Watch out! (Swerves out of control, narrowly missing Kristina, and crashes to the ground) Oh, darn it! If I never learn to fly with ease, may my own descendants be cursed!

Somepony who looks like Rarity: Oh, lighten up, Moonbow.

Somepony who looks like Twilight Sparkle: Yeah,  I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.

Me: (saw them) Wow! You three look just like Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and Rainbow Dash from my house in California.

Pony who looks like Rarity: (Looks around) Art thou talking to us?

Pony who looks like Rainbow: "Art thou talking to us?" Rary, I think we'd know if she was talking to us. (turns to Kristina) Seriously, though, kid, you talking to us?

Me: Yes.

Rarily: Well, I do apologize, young lady, but I'm afraid you have mistaken us for some other ponies in this "Cal-i-for-nya". I am Rarily, the Princesses' Royal Dresser.

Chimera; My name is Chimera, the court magician. Just so you know, it's written like the name of the mythological creature known as a chimera, but it's pronounced "shim-air-a", like "shimmer" and "era" combined.

Moonbow Shootingstar: Name's Moonbow Shootingstar, but my friends all call me Moonbow.

Me: Nice to meet you all. So tell me what's going on here this place before I landed in here?

Shining Armor: I can answer that. Captain Shining Armor of the Canterlot Royal Guard, at your service. Equestria is facing a dire threat that could threaten all of ponydom.

Me: What's that? Do you see that tornado that suck me in and I was landed on Princess Luna's head?

Shining: Yes, and we have reason to believe that it was one of Queen Chrysalis'-- (Suddenly, in a puff of smoke, Queen Chrysalis appears)

Queen Chrysalis: You rang?

Me: (gasps with horror as I back away from Queen Chrysalis and holding my cat, Toto in my arms)

Celestia: You! I thought I told you never to set foot in Equestria again!

Me: (look at Celestia) What happened?

Celestia: Do you want "right now" or "before"?

Me: Yes. From long time ago you mentioned about Equestia she got in?

Celestia: Well, on the very eve of the wedding of my niece, Princess Mi Amore Candenza and Captain Shining Armor, Equestria was being invaded by a mysterious enemy. We didn't know who it was until that very day. Queen Chrysalis, ruler of the changelings, is a powerful being that thrives on love. As for right now, she must have known you for some strange reason and brought you here.

Me: (turn to Chrysalis) That was you who brought me here with that tornado?

Chrysalis: Right you are, human. As queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. I have encountered the human race in the past, and they are not a very loving species.

Me: What? What are you talking about?

Chrysalis: Ever since ancient times in your realm, you humans have gotten horses to cater to your every whim! You blind horses, you harm horses, you whip at horses, you slave-drive horses! And what do horses, or more likely, ponies do for you humans? Well, they might let you ride them, or here in Equestria, they most assuredly will NOT! (cackles)

Me: That's crazy! We would never do that!

Chrysalis: And that's exactly why I brought you here. Even on the grounds of Equestria, you have more love than any other person I have encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of! I've said it before, but I mean it this time! I mean, sure, Shining Armor wasn't my husband, and he defeated me the first.. oh, forget it. I just want to feast on your love, so I'm going to send my Changelings after you, okay?! Changelings, charge!

(Two Changelings charge at me)

Me: (raise my arms in self-defense with my eyes close tightly) Aaaaaaahhh!!!

Luna: Here! Put these on! (Throws me a couple of shoes)

Me: (quickly put on those silver shoes until they are magically changed into a human sized shoes)

Luna: Good! Now stay absolutely still.

(The shoes act as a barrier around me, knocking the Changelings out.)

Me: Whoa!

Chrysalis: No!

Celestia: Luna, what did you do?

Luna: I put a spell on these shoes so that the Changelings won't siphon Kristina's love from her and they won't be able to come off until they are defeated. Or until she gets home; whichever comes first.

Chrysalis: Well, that won't be forever! I'll bide my time... for now. (Turns to me) And as for you, human child! It's true; I can't deal with your love right now, but just try and stop me from conquering Equestria-- just try! I'll get you, my little human, and your little cat, too! (Cackles as a swarm of Changelings cover her up and she disappears as they break apart)

Me: Hey, where'd she go?

Luna: She went back to her palace in the outer reaches of Equestria. However, that is not your concern. You wish to go back home to this kingdom you call "California", yes?

Me: Yes, well, California is not a kingdom. It's a world state that is located on the West Coast of the United States.

Celestia: I see. And you wish to return there?

Me: Yes, I need to know who will help me get home.

Luna: Well, then you should go see the witch. She'll know what to do.

Me: Who's the witch?

Moonbow: The Wonderful Witch of Neighs, of course!

Me: Where can I find her?

Celestia: She lives in Lushgreen City, a few miles outside the Everfree Forest. Since you don't have wings, you'll have to follow the yellow brick road to get there.

Moonbow: Hey, is it okay if we go with you, kid?

Rarily: Yes, you could use the company.

Chimera: I'll be your chronicler if you want. If you accept, I won't leave anything out.

Me: Sure. Thanks. (Picks up Toto the cat)

Apple Bloom: ♪ Follow the yellow brick road. ♪

Scootaloo: ♪ Follow the yellow brick road! ♪

Sweetie Belle: ♪ Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road. ♪

Me: (walk into the yellow brick wall as I carry Toto in my arms)

(Moonbow, Rarily, and Chimera follow me)

Sweetie Belle: ♪ Follow the Yellow Brick--♪

Apple Bloom: ♪ Follow the Yellow Brick--♪

Scootaloo: ♪Follow the Yellow Brick--♪

All: ♪ Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

You're off to see a witch,
And that is the witchy of Neighs
You'll find she is a witch of a witch
Though she isn't a witch that plays
If ever was ever a witch that plays
The Witchy of Neighs
Would be one because
Because, because, because, because, because...
Because of her wonderful pony ways.
You're off to see a wizard,
And that is the witchy of Neighs! ♪♪

(Suddenly, the four of them see a wandering pony)

Chimera: Um... hello?

The pony: (looks at me, gasps deeply like Pinkie Pie during her first appearance, and sprints off)

Me: (sarcastically as Twilight Sparkle) Well, that was interesting alright. (continue walking as Chimera, Rarily and Moonbow follow behind me)