Kristina and MLP:FiM Kristina's Discord part 2

(At Ponyville Square...)

Discord: Welcome to Ponyville; fabulous shopping, great people, beautiful scenery!

Me: Wow.

Discord: This is the town square, where you'll meet the most interesting ponies you have ever seen. And right in the center in Town Hall, residence of our beloved Mayor Mare! (whispers to her) By the way, don't mention her mane... she dyes it.

Me: Yes, I remember her from my dream.

Discord; I see. Moving on. (two of us teleport somewhere else) Now, here's the marketplace, where you can purchase the freshest fruits and vegetables a pony can get. Sorry, Kristy, no butcher shops to be seen.

Me: I know. Ponies are not like cannibals and they can't even kill pigs.

Discord; Yep. Moving right along. (teleports somewhere else) Now, here we are at the pride of Ponyville: Sweet Apple Acres!

Applejack: Yee-haw! (runs up to a tree, bucks it, and all the apples fall off)

Me: Hi, Applejack.

Applejack: Howdy, Kristina. What brings you here? Still on tour?

Me: Yes, Discord is just showing me around here.

Applejack: Well, I'm pretty sure you know this, but if it hadn't been for Sweet Apple Acres, Ponyville wouldn't even exist.

Me: What makes you think that?

Applejack: Don't you know? Granny Smith's family founded this apple farm. Heck, she even played an important role in the founding of Ponyville.

Me: Now I remembered.

Discord: (Holding two apples) Hey, wait, Applejack, this one's a little mushy, and I think this this one's got a worm.

Applejack: What?! That's impossible! Two of the worst things that could happen to our prize-winning apples!

Discord: yeah, right here. See? (the mushy apple is squished above your head, but the other apple, which was till on the branch and had five worms making it look like a hand, grabbed Applejack and flung her across the orchard)

Applejack: (as she's sent flying) DISCO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-ORD!

Discord: Ha ha ha ha! The old apple-still-on-the-branch trick; classic!

Me: Discord, what did Twilight tell you not to do any bad tricks?

Discord: Oh, Kristina, can't you take a little joke?

Me: But you tossed Applejack which is hurtful.

Discord: Oh, don't worry, she'll be safe. And technically, the tree tossed her.

Me: Yeah, right. You use your magic on the tree.

Discord: Okay, moving on.

(later, as they're walking)

Rainbow: (flies by) Hey, there, Kris!

Me: Hi, Rainbow!

Rainbow: Discord's giving you the tour, I see. Anyway, I was just in the "neigh-borhood". Get it?

Me: *giggles* ^^

Rainbow; So anyway, just thought I'd give you a heads-up: there's a bit of a thunderstorm scheduled for later this afternoon.

Me: Actually I don't like getting wet.

Discord: A thunderstorm, you say?

Rainbow; Yep, a big one. Although, it's not so much rain... (Discord taps his thumb and index finger together and scuffling his feet on a rug that came out of nowhere.) as there's gonna be a big batch thunder and l--LIIIII! (zooms up into a raincloud, where the cloud turns from grey to white; she pokes her head out and her mane is wet from the rain inside it)

Discord; Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, rainbow, you should see yourself! That was the funniest--

Rainbow; Hardy-har-har, very funny, Discord. Now help me out of this thing.

Discord: (looks at you) Why, certainly. (pulls Rainbow out of the cloud) Here, let me dry your hair. (uses a big blow-dryer on her) Aren't I a peach? (then looks at Rainbow Dash, whose mane and tail are big afros)

Me: (glares at Discord)

Discord: (slows laughing and stops, then looks around) Ah, our next destination is over there. (the door opens and a bell rings)

Rarity: Coming! Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique. (looks at Discord) Oh, it's just you, Discord.

Me: Uh, Rarity, I'm right behind Discord. (walk out from his back and up to her)

Rarity: Oh... terribly sorry, Kristina, dear.

Me: It's alright. He just gave me a tour and brought me here to look around.

Rarity: Well... I'm afraid the tour isn't over yet, darling. (suddenly an explosion is heard and Rarity jumps into your arms as a large rug walks out)

Discord: (as a pattern on the rug) Leaving a sewing machine unattended? Ha! Rarity, my dear, you are just asking for disaster.

Rarity: That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Me: Discord, will you cut it out? >8(

Discord: She did leave the sewing machine unattended. I couldn't help myself. By the way, there's one more stops on our tour, then it's off to Fluttershy's cottage.

Me: Okay.

Discord: (teleports me two near Sugarcube Corner) Behold... Sugarcube Corner. The premiere place to hang out; awesome parties and sweet confectionaries galore. Shall we?

Me: Boy, I'm starving for snacks.

Discord: Good; this confectionary corridor has all the sweet snacks you can get! (opens the door, but the other ponies are there, looking serious) Hmm... doesn't look so sweet.

Me: I'll go in first. (give away from golden dollar coins to Mrs. Cakes) Here you go. Three chocolate cupcakes with blue frostings please.

Mrs. Cake: Coming right up.

Twilight: Hi, Kristina. How are you doing?

Me: Discord brought me here for a tour, but the other ponies gave him a serious look.

Twilight: I see. Discord wouldn't stop bothering you?

Me: Let's just say that he did make some harmless jokes on your pony friends beginning with Applejack being thrown out of her farm by a tree, making Rainbow Dash's mane poofy like an afro after blow dry her who got wet and eventually scared Rarity when he was in the rug form.

Twilight: Ah.

Mrs. Cake: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, dear, but I'm afraid we can't accept your payment here.

Mr. Cake: Yeah, sorry, but the wife's right; your money's no good here.

Me: Oh, wrong coins. (hand them the right Ponyville money coins)

Mr. Cake: Oh... that's much better.

Mrs. Cake: Your cupcakes are in the oven, and the frosting is coming along nicely.

Me: Thank you.

(Then, Pinkie Pie was right behind me)

Pinkie: HI, KRISTY!

Me: (jump up with a startle) Aaaahh!! D8 (turn around and look at her) Oh, it's you, Pinkie.

Pinkie: So... enjoying the tour?

Me: Yep, I like this Ponyville, but except with Discord who causes mischievous pranks are controlling the tree to toss Applejack out of her farm, making Rainbow Dash's mane poofy like an afro after blow dry her who got wet and also transformed into a rug to scare Rarity who leave her sewing machine unattended. B(

Twilight: You just told me that.

Pinkie: Oh, Discord giving you trouble, huh? (A timer dings) Ooh, your cupcakes are ready! ^^

Me: (hugs Pinkie) Thanks, Pinkie Pie. ^^

Pinkie: Don't mention it. (zips off to the kitchen)

Pinkie: (brings out my cupcakes)

Me: Can I eat some now?

Pinkie: Eat up!

Me: Thanks. (took one cupcake and eats it) Mmm. ^^

Discord: That's funny. I don't remember you adding wings to the menu, Pinkie.

Me: (look in my hand and see that I pulled a feather from Discord's disembodied pegasus wing) Huh? (glare at Discord) Discord, we told you not to do any sneaky tricks.

Discord: Oh, come on, can't I have a little fun? You spoilsport...

Me: (took the box of cupcakes I bought and storm off to Fluttershy's cottage)

Discord: Hey, wait, where are you going?

Me: To Fluttershy's home. >8(

Discord: No, please, Kristina, wait! (follows me)

Me: You said you'll take me there after Pinkie's shop. >8(

Discord; No... no, uh, you haven't been to the Golden Oaks Library yet!

Me: I will after Fluttershy. (Finally arrived to Fluttershy's cottage and knock the door)

Fluttershy: (opens the door slowly) Um... yes?

Me: It's me, Kristina and I'm here for the tour in your cottage.

fluttershy: Oh, Kristina, I--

Discord: (coming up behind me and trying to catch up with me) No, dear Kristina, please don't tattletale!

Me: (glare at Discord) Why? You're the one cause mischief on our pony friends! I'm telling you one more time or I'm leaving Ponyville!

Discord; Not Fluttershy! You and I both know how sensitive she can be!

Me: But you're the one who cause trouble with all your pranks even you're reformed and I trusted you! >8(

Fluttershy: Oh, Kristina, you should know that Discord wants to have a little fun now and then.

Discords; And besides, I didn't mean to offend you. Now if it makes you feel better, I'll never do it again.

Me: Hmph! (ran off until I disappeared into a distance)

Discord; Oh, great...

Fluttershy: Oh, my... um, I'll go talk to her, Discord. (flies off after me)

Discord: I'll just wait here, then.